Toni Musulin has worked as a security guard on an armored truck for 10 years. One day, with 11.6 million Euros on board, he drives off without his two colleagues, committing the "heist of the century". Having spent one year planning his robbery, he takes advantage of the flaws in the system that he knows inside out. Leaving his wife and his only friend, he disappears with the money, seeking revenge against his arrogant boss for humiliating him.

　　Dorothy’s a film director and a bit of a loser. One night, after a few beers, she lets loose on her script when a call from her producer kills her buzz: enough with the queer comedies, it’s time to start making mainstream films. To avoid sinking to the deepest depths of despair, Dorothy seeks comfort in her favorite TV show Romy the Vampire Slayer. Unfortunately, her own demons show up.

　　影片根据莫帕桑三个短篇组合而成：第一个叫做《面具》，讲一个老人如何借助一副奇妙的面具来恢复青春的容颜，舞会的场景非常著名；第二个《泰列埃夫人之家》讲一个妓院因为暂时休业，老板带着一帮妓女到乡间玩耍，并发生短暂的恋情；第三个《模特儿》讲一名女模特儿因恋上艺术家，跳楼自杀，摔成残废，艺术家跟她结婚

　　为了谈生意，鲁滨逊（皮埃尔·理查德 Pierre Richard 饰）登上了前往非洲的圣卢西娅号邮轮，哪知道旅行途中遭到了船长和大副的陷害，鲁滨逊被扔上了一艘小船，抛弃在茫茫大海之上。身陷险境的鲁滨逊并没有放弃生存的希望，他好不容易来到了一座荒岛之上，哪知道很快，鲁滨逊就在岛上发现了已经遭遇了海难的圣卢西娅号。
　　靠着船上的物资，鲁滨逊顽强的在荒岛上生存了下来。一次偶然中，鲁滨逊解救了一名被当地野人抓住的印第安人，给他取名星期五（尼古拉斯·卡萨雷 Nicolas Cazalé 饰），终于，鲁滨逊有伴了。星期五不识字也不会说话，于是鲁滨逊担任了他的老师的职务。

　　Félix, disguised as Father Christmas, hands out leaflets advertising a sexy Christmas party. His place is taken by an African Santa Claus and he returns to his caravan only to find his girlfriend Josette about to leave him. When he comes after her, she takes refuge at "SOS Distress", run by two neurotics, Thérèse and Pierre.

莫妮卡是网红猫咪「狄娃」的主人，杰克是一名小偷，他偷了一颗价值连城的红宝石，而这颗宝石不慎被流浪狗「七七」吞下，在一连串不幸的事件中，莫妮卡和杰克与他们的宠物分开，一场从蒙特娄到纽约的疯狂公路之旅就此展开，不相干的两组人马，就此搭上了线，人类急着寻找他们的毛小孩，宠物则要试着自力更生…

故事发生在法国南部贝济耶市附近的小镇之中，杰夫（让-保罗·卢弗 Jean-Paul Rouve 饰）和凯蒂（伊莎贝尔·南蒂 Isabelle Nanty 饰）带着他们的三个孩子生活在这个宁静的小镇上，虽然一家人的生活常常陷入拮据之中，但是他们总是有办法把日子过得充满了开心和快乐，因为对于他们来说，那些真正快乐的事情总是和金钱无关的。                                                                    一次偶然中，杰夫一家人竟然中